Gourd Season

Hey buddies.

For some of you, the weather is getting colder, not hotter like it is here where its different, for some that means piles of leaves, thanksgiving and so many related tv PSAs.

And in this case, a great deal of expletives, passion and a drive to make a decorative Autumn-themed basket:

I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up. Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

McSweeny is a publishing company that runs a humour website. This particular gem is written by Colin Nissan. It makes Autumn sound awesome! Also gourds. Amirite?



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