I bet you do!
Here’s mine… Imagining your 40+ workmate getting really drunk then sitting on her floor and patting her cat! Much to the cats delight. I hear there were treats involved!
You know what else is funny in an off colour way?
Saying “and that’s not a euphemism” after relaying that story.
Euphemism for what…?
Maybe that is not funny. I laffed.